My Beautiful Cameltoe …

Dearest fat repulsive man in passing on 1st ave (in the upper east side about a month ago…) When we had our brief interaction on that chilly day in October I was a bit insulted when you told me I had a ‘beautiful cameltoe’. I didnt realize how revealing my leggings were and i was only walking home from yoga (yes the pants were thin buy geeez guy really!!?). I just kept walking… I wanted to throw my latte at you in the heat of the moment- I swore to myself I’d never show off my ‘beautiful cameltoe’ again—no matter how much YOU appreciated it. My leggings were going to be BURNT!!

I was taken aback… I Kept walking… Not even a block further down 1st ave, I began Laughing hysterically, realizing that ‘that’ had really just happened… I then started texting a handful of my friends telling them what happened and we shared a great laugh together.

I now want not only to thank you for giving me a good laugh… But I also want to thank you for giving me a fast track to a good ego boost when I’m feeling unattractive and having a terrible day— Here is what I do… I throw on the most inappropriate pair of stretchy pants I have and head to the streets where I know they are doing construction… Those men in hard hats don’t keep their comments to themselves… I just keep walking but damn do I have a smile on my face.

So thanks Pervert.

Till next time
Naughty B